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Worlds Awakening Radio – STORY TIME…
Once upon a time,
There was a DJ Foxy Fox who,
called all his DJ friends together
for a little chit chat :)
He invited his best friends.
Mr DJ Dougal Dog, DJ Pussy! Cat,
DJ Tweety Bird, DJ Mickey Mouse,
DJ Crazy Cow, DJ Kermit Frog,
DJ Jumbo Elephant, DJ Donald Duck,
DJ Flipper Fish and DJ Sexy Seal.
They were to meet at the pond,
for their weekly chat session.
DJ Foxy got there early,
ready to meet all his DJ friends.
The first to arrive was DJ Dougal Dog
Who came bouncing along with his
long tongue flapping from his mouth.
He came to a rapid skidding stop and
said “woof” to DJ Foxy.
The next to arrive was DJ Pussy Cat who
Strolled along slowly at his own space,
as if he didn’t have a care in the world.
He sat his but down, looked at each one of his friends
and said “meow”
All of a sudden that was a flutter up above them.
It was DJ Tweety Bird who encircled them
with a flying display that would have put the
Flying Arrows to shame.
Landing with precise accuracy he said “tweet”
All there eyes became focused on an unusual
movement under the ground leaves.
What could that be said DJ Tweety Bird.
Who move towards DJ Foxy for Protection,
thinking it could be a Snake!
POP! A little nose appeared out of the under growth,
Followed by a little face with bright little eyes and
tiny little feet shuffling along carrying a fluffy body.
It was DJ Mickey Mouse who quickly stood on his hind
legs and said “squeek”
Suddenly there was a crunching sound behind them.
As they all turned around to investigate they saw.
DJ Crazy Cow, who had stopped to chew on
some grass which all the other friends thought
was a silly thing to do, even though some of them
smoked grass on occasions.
After a little more chewing DJ Crazy Cow slowly
swung his big head around and said ”moo”
Ping Plump, Ping Plump, Ping Plump.
What the heck is that? said DJ Crazy Cow
That’s DJ Kermit Frog said DJ Pussy Cat.
I know that sound very well he said
licking his lips. But he is my friend so
Instead of chasing him, I protect him.
DJ Kermit Frog puffed up his big chest
and said in a loud voice “croak”
Boom, Boom, Boom, OMG said DJ Dougal Dog.
There is an earth quake, lets all run to safety,
as a small tree came plunging down to the ground.
Don’t be a Donut Dougal, it’s DJ Jumbo said DJ Tweety Bird.
As DJ Jumbo Elephant cleared a path to get to his DJ Friends.
Standing strong he curled his long trunk above his head
and said “toot”
This was followed by a splash as DJ Donald Duck
stamped his web feet, fluttered his wings and with a
waddle walk that had been the inspiration within a
song “Shake Your Ass” Plopped himself down
and said “quack”
DJ Donald Duck then shouted “Hey! Flipper!
You still there following me?
To which DJ Flipper Fish Jumped up out of
the water in the pond and quickly disappeared again.
Typical they all said, same as usual here and gone in
a splash! To which DJ Flipper popped back up and
said ”blub”
Listen said DJ Crazy Cow, that sounds like
Sexy Seal always the last as usual. Yes but
she has to come all the way from the beach
said DJ Pussy Cat.
The sound got louder and louder as DJ Sexy
Seal got closer. Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop and
a final blabber plop! As she said “ow ow ow”
At last all were finally present and
DJ Foxy took centre stage with his
DJ Friends all about him apart from
DJ Flipper Fish who popped up
out of the water every now and again.
So said DJ Mickey Mouse…
What have you got to say
DJ Foxy Fox?
DJ Dougal Dog, DJ Pussy Cat,
DJ Tweety Bird, DJ Crazy Cow,
DJ Kermit Frog, DJ Jumbo Elephant,
DJ Donald Duck, DJ Flipper Fish,
and DJ Sexy Seal along with DJ Mickey Mouse
all said together….
What does the Fox Say?
Foxy Raised his proud head and said…
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
That’s what DJ Foxy Fox said,
as he stood with his
Big blue eyes,
Pointy nose,
after he had been
Chasing mice..
apart from DJ Mickey Mouse!
Digging holes with his
Tiny Paws up the hill.
THE END
Please note…
No DJ’s were harmed during
the making of this story.
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